This is no april's fulls joke, gentleman. Please report down to the field saturday morning (4/3) at 6AM for some extra conditioning. Every saturday from now until June will condition at 6AM. You can thank Max for the grand idea, as I found him passed out drunk on the bleachers this morning when I came to let the groundsmen in. In the spirit of forgiveness, I decided instead of sending him to the headmaster, I would let you guys all work together in sobriety. No more late friday nights, as we have early saturday mornings. No whining. There is absolutely NO crying in baseball!!